mujhe blogne do !!!

high time i blogged now...
the first post was in the 3rd month of 2006, the second in 5th, the third in 7th... now this arithmetic progression might lead u to a conclusion that the fourth post would be ready by the 9th month... but a reality-check might lead u to another conclusion which'd tell u that its already month number 10... and that is the very reason why i said its high time i blogged then... HATS-OFF to me

Now that the reason why i am here is clear, we'll see what i post...

I've written on various issues earlier - personal, social, sports- but this time i wanted to be abstract, which i personally am but could never show that on paper/posts etc. I asked SOME of my friends for SOME suggestions... someone asked me to write on movies and their validity, or how much they conform to the real life. I dropped the idea because i couldn't stand for one opinion. someone asked me to come up with personal notes over the variety of experiences i've had in the past few months. I dropped it again because i felt not many people would be interested in what's happening in my life. Who cares, afterall!!! not even me... Then this lady, kappu, asked me to write something on ZIDDI people (sunny paaji??? he'd better take care of his NAKSHA). The idea was interesting but the ZIDDINESS of the topic pushed me into GIDDINESS which was way, way deeper than the shallowest of oceans. HATS-OFF to me...

Determining the depth of an ocean, or of any reasonably large water body for that matter, is a tough job when, to do it, you've only got a float (floating body), a rope and 100 bucks!!! The reason i'm saying this is because me, and my classmates, too were left stranded in the same situation a year and half back by our FLUID MECHANICS' PROFESSOR. Most of us came up with the strangest of answers (like we bought an aircraft with Rs. 100) and the rest used their brains. We were KIDS then... 19 year old KIDS (OXYMORONISM can't get better). I've grown stronger though. Mentally Stronger. The term 'Physical Strength' will soon extinct for me. But the amount that i eat has always been on the rise. I can't get no satisfaction... AAAhhh... HATS-OFF to me again...

People have come, people have gone. They do it as and when they like. They keep doing that, and then i start sounding like the most happening tourist destination. But its important for the destination to have 'its-kinda' tourists-who can take care of it, and themselves too, who know what they're there for... basically, who've got their priorities well listed-out. It's all getting very boring, very higgledy-piggledy. I'm Jaded...

NEXT!!!

The floods were too bad. I was so close to losing too much. Fortunately, i didn't. But then my PC started misbehaving (no!water didn't even touch it, maybe the moist atmosphere affected it). First internet connectivity problem, then motherboard and then finally the mother of them all, the hard-disk. It isn't all that hard - falls way too often for corruption. Similar to the politicians - here the disk rules the PC and is corrupted, there they rule the nation and are corrupted. Different from the politicians - here the corrupted disk does not work, is trashed-off!!! there, the corrupted politicians work, they are oll korrect. What analogy!!! HATS-OFF to me

I lost my 'jeevan-poonji' due to the hard disk-corruption, i.e. i lost all my music. Music was all i had in there. Close to 15 GB and was still counting. Was down and out ('mujhe mar jaane do. mat roko mujhe!!!'). Just then, a messiah appeared (ms rao). She was the gutterflower i was looking for - filth is where you find a LOTUS, don't you? Don't know why they assigned lotus the post of India's National Flower!!! Probably because it serves as a seat to one of the goddesses. I'm glad they didn't consider the mouse for the National Animal post. Anyways... so the messiah got me most of my artists back, and a few new ones too which i guess are right up there or thereabouts. And now i wanna be 18 till i die...
I'm losing out on hats now, so... CAPS-OFF to me...

Oh yes... CAPS remind me of the HIMESH RESHAMMIYAS... he is the sensation of the sensations... he is the mindblowings... he is the superbs... he is the this, he is the thats, he is the everythings...
he wears the caps during the nights too, he sings from the noses, he grows the untidy beards, and now he is gonna the acts too... eggjactly!!! Where do we run??? How much do we run??? He should now be included in NATURAL DISASTERS, or as my bhai-sahab aka Baba Adityanath aptly put it - he should be included in the WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. And then i again aptly put it 'he's a la-ilaaj bimari', then bhai-sahab- 'dengue ka virus', then i- 'he gets you HIV+', then bhaisahab - 'himesh irritability virus plus'... then i....then he.... then i... and the rest is common-sense.

The ICC Champions Trophy is now underway. The best part being that the defending champions-WEST INDIES- had to qualify for the tournament. They had to prove that they were good enough to act as one of the top 8 contenders of the trophy. It is the ridiculous one :)). Anyways, all the best to INDIA. GO INDIA GO!!! Guys, just kick-a** (where *=s). The whole of HINDUSTAN is with you. No idea what the BLUE BILLION crap is. BLUE is probably a new number and a Chinese at that. How else do you explain 'hooo-haaa India...'?

The English Premier League is coming along fine too. Manchester United is going great guns. All the best to u too MANU. Go get the TITLE.

Posting a blog is an art... its just another business where, until you satisfy your customers (readers), you won't book profits neither will you get more contracts. I, Anubhav Mishra, do hereby solemnly declare that i, in more ways than one, have made a mockery of WRITING and have taken the readers for granted and might continue to do so if the so-called creative mind that i possess, doesn't start giving me interesting ideas.

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